Sitrappagbud Flowsatnutt is a god.
It takes the form of a large, awesome bee.
Sitrappagbud Flowsatnutt created a charm quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Sitrappagbud Flowsatnutt, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Sitrappagbud Flowsatnutt, it will turn you into a mouse.
Sitrappagbud Flowsatnutt's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Sitrappagbud Flowsatnutt's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your head.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Never eat limes.
4. Do not kill swans.
5. Respect your elders.