Stipnuttnullyatfunbest is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered dryad.

Stipnuttnullyatfunbest created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnuttnullyatfunbest, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipnuttnullyatfunbest, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stipnuttnullyatfunbest's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stipnuttnullyatfunbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.