Fodloopnak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever fish.

Fodloopnak created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodloopnak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fodloopnak, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fodloopnak's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fodloopnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fodloopnak loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.