Nelhadfem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident wasp.

Nelhadfem created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelhadfem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelhadfem, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nelhadfem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nelhadfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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