Cenlipban is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing pig.

Cenlipban created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenlipban, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cenlipban, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cenlipban's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cenlipban's Holy Commandments

1. Cenlipban must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Hide from orange sharks for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.