Ripdossrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty snail.

Ripdossrag created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripdossrag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ripdossrag, she will turn you into a tree.

Ripdossrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ripdossrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the east.

2. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripdossrag.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never jump near squirrels.