Pasyimcid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing pig.

Pasyimcid created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasyimcid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pasyimcid, she will turn you into a plant.

Pasyimcid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pasyimcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Never write about black holes.