Nuttwabtip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome bee.

Nuttwabtip created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttwabtip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttwabtip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nuttwabtip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nuttwabtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Worship no other gods but Nuttwabtip.

4. Nuttwabtip must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide from red mites for they are unholy.
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