Vonwikdag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful slug.

Vonwikdag created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonwikdag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonwikdag, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Vonwikdag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Vonwikdag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple eagles for they are unholy.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about asteroids.