Jinbifsid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish squid.

Jinbifsid created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbifsid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jinbifsid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jinbifsid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jinbifsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jinbifsid's name in vain.

2. Jinbifsid loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.