Sasflyhim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Sasflyhim created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasflyhim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasflyhim, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sasflyhim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sasflyhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sasflyhim.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Sasflyhim.