Sitgodlagganhaskapmip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful bee.

Sitgodlagganhaskapmip created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgodlagganhaskapmip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitgodlagganhaskapmip, she will cry a lot.

Sitgodlagganhaskapmip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sitgodlagganhaskapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.