Mipyattyak is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, impressive gerbil.

Mipyattyak created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipyattyak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipyattyak, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mipyattyak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mipyattyak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Run away from blue voles, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.