Cibgofzed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fast centipede.

Cibgofzed created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibgofzed, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibgofzed, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cibgofzed's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cibgofzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat green fruit.