Ladjammif is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable mongoose.

Ladjammif created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladjammif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ladjammif, it will turn you into a snail.

Ladjammif's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ladjammif's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair green.