Vegqueegmin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying crocodile.

Vegqueegmin created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegqueegmin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegqueegmin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vegqueegmin's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vegqueegmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never run in the presence of moths.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never sit in holy places.