Legranjen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy monkey.

Legranjen created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Legranjen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Legranjen, she will turn you into a snail.

Legranjen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Legranjen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legranjen.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not chop down trees.