Konlinhad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless porpoise.

Konlinhad created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Konlinhad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Konlinhad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Konlinhad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Konlinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not speak about bananas.