Mifnillsak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating weasel.

Mifnillsak created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnillsak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mifnillsak, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mifnillsak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mifnillsak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the west.