Batbodciss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic goat.

Batbodciss created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Batbodciss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Batbodciss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Batbodciss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Batbodciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Pray towards the north.