Fasbimbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, quiet parrot.

Fasbimbog created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasbimbog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fasbimbog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fasbimbog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fasbimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.