Wapgad Lunflowkap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless porpoise.

Wapgad Lunflowkap created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgad Lunflowkap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapgad Lunflowkap, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wapgad Lunflowkap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wapgad Lunflowkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sing in holy places.