Fligpodfly is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy hippopotamus.

Fligpodfly created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Fligpodfly, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligpodfly, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fligpodfly's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fligpodfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never sit near seals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.