Tikdissdab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent owl.

Tikdissdab created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tikdissdab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tikdissdab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tikdissdab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tikdissdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Hide from white cats for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not jump in public.