Wodnutsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered elephant.

Wodnutsog created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnutsog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodnutsog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wodnutsog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Wodnutsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Wodnutsog must be the most important thing in your life.