Nurttappid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, weak dingo.

Nurttappid created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurttappid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurttappid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nurttappid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nurttappid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Nurttappid loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.