Tettilibcim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud dingo.

Tettilibcim created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettilibcim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettilibcim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tettilibcim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tettilibcim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Hide from violet manatees for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.