Gatrignar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, vain troll.

Gatrignar created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatrignar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gatrignar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gatrignar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gatrignar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gatrignar.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not speak about apples.