Appdidxen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring snail.

Appdidxen created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appdidxen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Appdidxen, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Appdidxen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Appdidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never wear violet shoes.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Always wear blue.