Stafmanlikfutnurkanyart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying dog.

Stafmanlikfutnurkanyart created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafmanlikfutnurkanyart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stafmanlikfutnurkanyart, he will not care at all.

Stafmanlikfutnurkanyart's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stafmanlikfutnurkanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.