Dossandlad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring crane.

Dossandlad created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossandlad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossandlad, it will ignore you.

Dossandlad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dossandlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.