Pidhaskan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, two-faced fly.

Pidhaskan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidhaskan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pidhaskan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidhaskan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pidhaskan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must love Pidhaskan.