Davmaphab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful hedgehog.

Davmaphab created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Davmaphab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davmaphab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Davmaphab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Davmaphab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Hide from pink turtles for they are unholy.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.