Kapwitbun Podladqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sage chicken.

Kapwitbun Podladqueeg created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapwitbun Podladqueeg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapwitbun Podladqueeg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kapwitbun Podladqueeg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kapwitbun Podladqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Kapwitbun Podladqueeg on top of all buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.