Stigyenyik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witty hydra.

Stigyenyik created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Stigyenyik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigyenyik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stigyenyik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Stigyenyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.