Fenmipwat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, smart jellyfish.

Fenmipwat created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenmipwat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fenmipwat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fenmipwat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fenmipwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed wheat to bats while wearing brown shoes.