Bimshavtitlabmat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective snail.

Bimshavtitlabmat created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Bimshavtitlabmat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimshavtitlabmat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bimshavtitlabmat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bimshavtitlabmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. You must love Bimshavtitlabmat.

4. Never feed peanuts to bats while wearing pink corsets.

5. Do not chop down trees.