Narlsinrowdib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring walrus.

Narlsinrowdib created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlsinrowdib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narlsinrowdib, she will remove you from existence.

Narlsinrowdib's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Narlsinrowdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Never run near gulls.

3. Do not take Narlsinrowdib's name in vain.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.