Gepzimmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic fox.

Gepzimmob created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepzimmob, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gepzimmob, it will strike you with lightening.

Gepzimmob's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gepzimmob's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gepzimmob three times a day.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always treat shrews with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.