Vannullarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable goose.

Vannullarn created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vannullarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vannullarn, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Vannullarn's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vannullarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vannullarn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vannullarn.

5. Never talk about mice.