Honquafhad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful lobster.

Honquafhad created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honquafhad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honquafhad, it will turn you into a slug.

Honquafhad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Honquafhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never think about asteroids.