Midpopleg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciful wyvern.

Midpopleg created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midpopleg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midpopleg, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Midpopleg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Midpopleg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sheep approach from the west.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.