Gedpadnell is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent hedgehog.

Gedpadnell created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpadnell, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedpadnell, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gedpadnell's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gedpadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedpadnell.

4. Run away if five bats approach from the north.

5. Pray towards the south.