Artdonril is a god.

He takes the form of a small, uncaring aardvark.

Artdonril created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Artdonril, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Artdonril, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Artdonril's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Artdonril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away if three shrews approach from the south.

5. Fast once a month.