Godvadbad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish slug.

Godvadbad created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Godvadbad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godvadbad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Godvadbad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Godvadbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not eat strawberries.