Sandrakjin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless lizard.

Sandrakjin created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandrakjin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sandrakjin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sandrakjin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sandrakjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Sandrakjin first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Sandrakjin loves snails, so they must be honoured.