Bodbesswot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered wombat.

Bodbesswot created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbesswot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bodbesswot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bodbesswot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bodbesswot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bodbesswot.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.