Kemhapgen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, confident butterfly.

Kemhapgen created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemhapgen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kemhapgen, she will turn you into a slug.

Kemhapgen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kemhapgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always obey Kemhapgen's priests.

5. Never hurt tortoises.