Vegcetcet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful walrus.

Vegcetcet created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegcetcet, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegcetcet, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vegcetcet's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vegcetcet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegcetcet.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away from indigo swans, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.