Ponhennell is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring squid.

Ponhennell created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponhennell, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ponhennell, he will turn you into a worm.

Ponhennell's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ponhennell's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Run away from magenta monkeys, for they are unholy.